I’m so unenlightened … my bad karma has its own bad karma.
I’m so unenlightened … I accepted Mara’s friend request on Facebook.
I’m so unenlightened … I left the form empty at the DMV because emptiness is form and form is emptiness.
I’m so unenlightened … I understand nonduality only half the time.
I’m so unenlightened … I ran into a wall abiding in the base of infinite space.
I’m so unenlightened … I fell asleep abiding in the base of infinite consciousness.
I’m so unenlightened … I have clutter in the base of nothingness.
I’m so unenlightened … Mara the Trickster doesn’t even bother to trick me.
I’m so unenlightened … I painted a sign for animitta samadhi (signless concentration).
I’m so unenlightened … I think noselfness is selfish.
I’m so unenlightened … Devadatta follows me on Twitter.
I’m so unenlightened … I only experienced Oneness exactly once.
I’m so unenlightened … I got so angry in a car once I gave Angulimala the finger.
I’m so unenlightened … I asked Angulimala for jewelry advice.
I’m so unenlightened … I once tried meditating on cessation, but had to stop.
I’m so unenlightened … I don’t see myself meditating on non-perception.
I’m so unenlightened … I’m a rare example of beginner’s mind without the Zen mind.
I’m so unenlightened … I invited Marie Kondo to tidy up Pure Land.
It’s funny cause there are people who actually think this!
Haha, this could be a sequel (or prequel 
) to “Inception” movie. 
I can’t stop thinking about sankhara…
Great work!
